Dave's Tech Blog
Archive for February, 2010
Your Duck is Dead
Feb 10th
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”
The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet..
“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the
duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head..
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on
its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”
The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry.. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”
MySpace Profile 2.0 Tips
Feb 8th
MySpace Profile 2.0 TWEAKING TIPS! 1
All in all, I really like the new Profile 2.0 because it actually gives you much more control over almost every part of the page. You just have to know the names of the elements and css elements they use.
I am sick of people asking “I can’t figure out Profile 2.0, how do I go back to 1.0??” Don’t give up so easily! Adapt and learn something! Take control and bring that version 2.0 profile to its knees!!
This is a quick, starter guide to get you started!
First of all, remember this all-important tip! – With Profile 2.0, you no-longer put CSS code in the About Me or Like To Meet sections…they have a specific section for the CSS code. You WILL NOT SEE ANY CHANGE if you do not place your CSS code in the correct area and that should be your first clue if you are pasting code but don’t notice any difference when viewing your profile.
Here is a sample of a complete CSS entry:
body {
font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;
background-color:#000000;
background-image:url(http://www.coolchaser.com/background/view/13335924);
background-attachment: fixed;
background-position:center right;
background-repeat:no-repeat;
text-align:left; /* reset text alignment */
width:748px; /* or a percentage, or whatever */
margin:0 auto; /* for the rest */
}
div.module {
background-color: #FFFFFF;
opacity:0.8;
alpha:80%;
filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Alpha(opacity=80); alpha(opacity=80); -moz-opacity:0.8; opacity:0.8; -khtml-opacity:0.8;
width:100%;
}
I like having a separate area for the CSS code! It helps keep things cleaner and easier to manage. Especially for those copy-and-paste people who copy-and-paste everything they find online into their profile, making it a virtual MESS!
One thing I did notice while tweaking my new profile was that in the Profile 2.0 Profile Customizer, you have Themes you can start with, and if you are tweaking your profile completely like I have, you don’t want to select a specific Theme because it will be working against you when you try using certain CSS code that has already been stated with the Theme. Select “No Theme” to start with a clean slate. Yes, it means you have to start from scratch, but at least you won’t have any Myspace CSS code working against you!
Now, let’s get started!
Handling things as a Whole, or Separately
You can change the look of all elements as a whole, or you can call on a specific element and change the look of just that one….
For example, lets say I just want to give ALL the boxes/modules a Black Background and a little Transparency…in the CSS area, I would add the following code:
div.module {
background-color:000000;
opacity:0.8;
alpha:80%;
}
The “div.module” means that the code applies to ALL Modules, and not one in particular. So the code above will give all the modules a black background and then give that black background an 80% opacity, making it only slightly see-through. For the background color, I specified “000000″ which is the HTML code for Black. If you don’t specify a background color, your modules will be completely see-through and the text will be hard to read against the page’s background, unless you use a solid color that contrasts with your text. With my method the text will be readable regardless of what your background is. If you don’t specify an “opacity” or “alpha”, the background of the modules will be a solid color and the page’s background will not be able to be seen through it. In some cases, this would be fine, depending upon the kind of look or design you are working towards.
Now, if you want to change specific boxes/modules instead of changing all of them, use the following element names to do so…
div.musicPlayerModule
div.basicInfoDetails
div.friendSpaceModule
div.interestsModule
div.commentsModule
div.companiesModule
div.detailsModule
div.networkingModule
div.schoolsModule
div.blogsModule
div.blurbsModule
div.calendarModule
div.photo
So if we want to change the background of the Details module Only, we would take the previous code and modify it like so:
div.basicInfoDetails {
background-color:000000;
opacity:0.8;
alpha:80%;
}
You can even state the Height and Width of those modules as well, but remember where they are placed and how they look overall with the rest of the profile. For example, let’s take the last piece of code we used and add Width and Height attributes to the Details module:
div.basicInfoDetails {
background-color:000000;
opacity:0.8;
alpha:80%;
width:600px;
height:400px;
}
Network Activity Indicator for Windows 7 (FREEWARE)
Feb 3rd
Network Activity Indicator displays the old ‘two monitors’ icon in Windows 7 that flashed blue to show network activity on the System Tray.
Unlike the original Windows XP utility (that has individual indicators for each interface), this program indicates outgoing and incoming network packets on all available interfaces.
Using
This utility is a standalone executable. Run the program, you’ll see a new system tray icon.
Now you can monitor your network traffic in Windows 7 using XP-like ‘two monitors’ icon in the System Tray.
To customize program settings right click the mouse on the System Tray icon.
License
This utility is released as freeware. You are allowed to freely distribute this utility via floppy disk, CD-ROM, Internet, or in any other way, as long as you don’t charge anything for this. If you distribute this utility, you must include all files in the distribution package, without any modification!
Disclaimer
The software is provided “AS IS” without any warranty, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. The author will not be liable for any special, incidental, consequential or indirect damages due to loss of data or any other reason.
Downloads
version: 1.2 download program (66KB, revised January 4, 2010) Setup Wizard (364KB)
Free (FREEWARE) Screen Recorder/Capture Software to AVI
Feb 2nd
Bytescout Screen Capturing can record screen video to AVI. It allows you to easily capture full screen, region around the mouse cursor or selected rectangular area.
Screen Capturing automatically saves screen recording as AVI video file. The screen recorder also supports audio recording which can be disabled in Settings dialog window if required. Thus, you can capture screen video to AVI with sound.
Features:
- record entire screen, region or dynamic region around the mouse;
- mouse cursor can be recorded and highlighted with a hot spot;
- supports audio recording including live recording from a microphone;
- supports different video compression modes (can use almost any video compression codec installed on your computer);
- output video files are ready to be uploaded to YouTube;
Download Bytescout Screen Capturing (EXE, direct download link)






